1. easied:

    if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

    (via ugly)

  2. palmist:

    i love this blooper 

    (via chrisevanspine)


  3. drakefan666:

    a set of tags i was never prepared for



    (Source: waynesworld1992, via joshpeck)


  4. Every September 1st


  5. cumsock:


    I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

    i see you’re passing on the family name

    (via condom)

  6. (via condom)


  7. batmansymbol:

    me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

    (via starspangledpunk)


  9. hipsty00:

    you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

    (Source: atomsofrocks, via ugly)

  11. cumsockmonkey:

    My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

    (via pauladeenandporn)


  12. hxcfairy:

    "may i feel said he" by e. e. cummings read by Tom Hiddleston

    may i feel said he
    (i’ll squeal said she
    just once said he)
    it’s fun said she

    (may i touch said he
    how much said she
    a lot said he)
    why not said she

    (let’s go said he
    not too far said she
    what’s too far said he
    where you are said she)

    may i stay said he
    (which way said she
    like this said he
    if you kiss said she

    may i move said he
    it is love said she)
    if you’re willing said he
    (but you’re killing said she

    but it’s life said he
    but your wife said she
    now said he)
    ow said she

    (tiptop said he
    don’t stop said she
    oh nn said he)
    go slow said she

    (cccome?said he
    ummm said she
    you’re divine!said he
    (you are Mine said she)

  13. "Chris Colfer looking well dressed and somewhat sleepy at the Nylon shoot."

    "If I could reach that high I’d smack you for posting that picture!"

    (Source: sohapppily)

  14. Say a prayer, but let the good times roll in case God doesn’t show.

    (Source: undergroundairway)

  15. blackgirlwhiteboylove:

    Watch the interview HERE.

    (Source: z-saldana, via thefirelordress)