1. moriartyisaprincess:

    mu5icliz:

    50shadesoffrey:

    fatkidinmath:

    letsjustpretendimhot:

    what if you could hear boners

    like a text notification

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    If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

    if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

    (via nah-lets-make-it-bigger)

     

  2. koschei-the-ginger:

    karkat-barakat:

    So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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    And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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    And people started messaging me so I responded

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    And one person proposed to me

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    And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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    Holy shell I need a life

    why does an Egg have better social life than me

    (via nah-lets-make-it-bigger)

     

  3. exemplarybehaviour:

    yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

    (via quicksllvr)

     
  4. hex-central:

    bloodyceiling:

    tuesdayat221btardisstreet:

    Can I just say she looks hella cute in those shorts and also whose fucking grandmother looks like that

    shes hot and i love this

    #pulling

    (via gschoener1)

     
  5. scalehound:

           endless list of precious characters: » ezio auditore de firenze

    happy birthday u old fart

    (Source: firstlights, via jeffmoreau)

     

    1. England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
    2. America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”
     

  6. deucebasket:

    whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

    (via condom)

     
  7. midnight-oil-burning-bright:

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING……

    (Source: youtube.com, via condom)

     
  8. jasperislington:

    CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

    (via chordati)

     
  9. thahalfrican:

    fuckyeahitsdomi:

    it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

    wild

    (Source: tornandlost, via condom)

     
  10. (Source: condescendist, via condom)

     
  11. unamusedsloth:

    "Whatcha doin’?"

    (via phanishotonfire)

     
  12. iwontstandalone:

    sherlock-has-the-tardis:

    criminals-minds:

    thor-oughly-amused:

    hiddlesworth69:

    bearlywriting:

    can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

    myleisuretime:

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.

    They grew eyebrows too

    Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??

    no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us

    I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop

    Dear god

    What was in that chocolate and where can I get some

    (via gschoener1)

     
  13. aramisings:

    She often has to kill people as part of the job… I don’t think she thinks too much about that. That’s a ‘needs-must’. So she’s troubled and dark, and there’s a wonderful kind of fragility in there […] But she’s very playful, and mischievous. And she’s clever. She’s very clever. She knows how to play people and I think that’s… Fun; to run circles around all these boys!" - Maimie McCoy about Milady de Winter (x/x)

    (via chordati)

     
  14. padmeamidalaas:

    Star Trek + Space

    (Source: ughxra, via kirknspock)