1. (Source: wavymeech, via ugly)

     
  2. awwww-cute:

    "Please sir, no photos in the office

    (via singleloudies)

     

  3. littlemammal:

    at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

    (via singleloudies)

     
  4. (Source: galifianafuck, via ugly)

     
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  6. awomanontheverge:

    life-is-fiction:

    theinternetghostshavetakenover:

    golgothasghirahim:

    basstrip:

    whoa

    what omg

    the english language, everyone

    This hit me like a brick

    And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

    And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

    (Source: mostlikelyloveyou, via nancyrosee)

     
  7. she-assassin:

    stid gag reel: expectation vs reality

    (via phanishotonfire)

     

  8. officialunitedstates:

    Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

    (via chrisevanspine)

     
  9. (Source: anarcho-groke, via daaud)

     

  10. officialunitedstates:

    I wish the kermit meme lasted longer but thats not my concern

    image

    (via bewbin)

     

  11. animeasuka:

    partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    children wake up early because they still get excited about life

    this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

    (via ugly)

     

  12. therothwoman:

    gunpowderandspark:

    According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

    One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

    So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

    And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

    this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

    (via phanishotonfire)

     
  13. dimitritakarov19:

    hasana-boo:

    local-shop:

    creeplypd:

    snorlaxatives:

    EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS

    add this to this

    CORN IS NEITHER EVIL NOR SEXY WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE IDEAS FROM

    image

    I’M SORRY

    Welp….gonna be seeing that in my dreams.

    (via phanishotonfire)

     

  14. javariscrittenton:

    ill probably survive any sort of end-of-world scenario not out of any desire to live .. just out of stubbornness and a generally bad attitude

    (via nosdrinker)

     
  15. radicalfarts:

    eraserheadsbaby:

    the ol’ razzle dazzle

    IM SCREAMING

    (Source: hohokev, via phanishotonfire)