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  2. miamoilvolo:

    President Snow is me everyday in school when I see couples in the hallways.

    (via joshpeck)

     
  3. cumberbuddy:

    Benedict Cumberbatch can’t say “Penguins”. If you want a giggle… #Pengwings [x]

    (via welcome--to-the-madhouse)

     
     
  4. "Well, I don’t care. He gives large parties, and I like large parties - they’re so intimate. Small parties, there isn’t any privacy."

    (Source: holdingsback, via fascillogical)

     
  5. officialjipersnoe:

    edmundtherockpikmin:

    officialjipersnoe:

    My whole life has been leading up to this moment

    "The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

    you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

    It is all so clear now

    (via joshpeck)

     
  6. gingerblivet:

    molecularlifesciences:

    angelicinnovator:

    Biologists are jerks.

    Our sense of humor is infectious. 

    This needs to go viral.

    (via welcome--to-the-madhouse)

     
  7. ellendegeneres:

    Jesse Tyler Ferguson auditions for “Dancing With The Stars”. 

     
  8. looneytoonz242:

    tepitome:

    Cake

    I want the Sorting Hat cake

    (Source: beben-eleben, via tom-the-destroyer-of-ovaries)

     
  9. bakrua:

    me

     

  10. pixelflutter:

    pastabot:

    why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

    [/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

    (via welcome--to-the-madhouse)

     
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  13. in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

    image

    shes

    nunderwater

    i will piss on your sofa

    (via joshpeck)

     
  14. thecostumedesigner:

    a-bucket-of-shit:

    katypotterhead7:

    avatar-14:

    unfayzable:

    wretched-:

    theartofknightjj:

    still hot.

    oh my god the bEAST

    eric

    Eugene

    Aladdin is looking down his fucking shirt

    Hercules looks so awkward

    This . I like it.

    (via mrsweasley)

     
  15. boobiesmcfeels:

    “Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 
    - ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513

    (via rosiethemeerkat)